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Re: Why a women in stilettos

Post by steveizy » Mon Jun 06, 2011 5:40 pm

Luma wrote:Elephant in fishnets and stilletos :rotfl
:love
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She is a very pretty elephant indeed :chimp

Love the "china shop" association but I'm now worried that 'Ellie' might be a cross-dresser, as Bulls are normally blamed for this sort of behaviour :scratch

Great drawing :applause

Re: Why a women in stilettos

Post by Luma » Mon Jun 06, 2011 5:18 pm

Elephant in fishnets and stilletos :rotfl
:love
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Re: Why a women in stilettos

Post by smug » Mon May 30, 2011 4:35 pm

love the response thanks for taking an intrest :D Yes you spotted my typo I just looked and there is a digit missing out the equation it should read 0.0001m2 well spotted loved the joke at the end :lol:

Re: Why a women in stilettos

Post by steveizy » Sun May 29, 2011 6:38 pm

bulldog wrote:
Why a women in stilettos can be more dangerous than an Elephant :P
pessure in newtons = (weight / no of feet) / area of foot :shock:
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60kg / 2 /0.000m2
=3,000,000n/m2
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(5,000kg/4/0.1m2 =125,000n/m2
now you know :lol:


Huh? How do you divide by zero :? That woman puts an infinite amount of force on whatever she treads :lol: Those are very pointy stilettos indeed :o
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Say each stiletto had an area of half a square centimetre (0.00005m2) , then you would end up with one sq.cm for two feet i.e. 0.0001 sq m .

60/2/0.00005 = 600,000 n/m2 - still very impressive :)
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Far more dangerous is an elephant in stilettos, 5000kg/4/0.00005 = 25,000,000 n/m2 :?

Why a women in stilettos

Post by smug » Tue May 24, 2011 1:04 pm

Why a women in stilettos can be more dangerous than an Elephant :P
pessure in newtons = (weight / no of feet) / area of foot :shock:
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60kg / 2 /0.000m2
=3,000,000n/m2
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(5,000kg/4/0.1m2 =125,000n/m2
now you know :lol:

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