:duke :duke :duke :duke :duke :duke :duke WELL OFCOURSE NOT JULY BUT JUNE.... :thunbsup :thunbsup :thunbsup :thunbsup TUESDAY 19TH JUNE....THE UNBEATEN FRANKEL --- :celebrate WILL WIN Royal Ascot 230pm :applause :applause :applause :applause SATURDAY 23RD JUNE THE UNBEATEN AUSTRALIAN STAR ----- :cel...

:duke :duke :duke :duke :glasses :glasses :glasses :celebrate :celebrate :celebrate :celebrate :duke :duke :duke :duke YES I TOLD YOU IN MAY when he won the GUINEAS that he would win the DERBY and C A M E L O T did just that in fine style. He came with his challenge 3 furlongs from the finish and fr...

laugh laugh :glasses SEX THERAPISTS SAY THAT THE MOST EFFECTIVE WAY A WOMAN CAN AROUSE A MAN IS TO LICK HIS EARS........PERSONALLY,I THINK IT'S BOLLOCKS! :glasses laugh laugh WIFE COMES HOME FROM WORK TO FIND HUSBAND SITTING WATCHING THE FOOTBALL.. 'I'VE DECIDED I'M LEAVING YOU,ALL YOU DO IS TALK AB...

:clap :clap :duke :clap :clap :celebrate :celebrate I SAID CAMELOT WOULD WIN THE 2,000 GUINEAS FOR SURE AND I WAS CORRECT. ---- 1ST 15/8f TRAINED by Aiden O'Brien and ridden by his son Joseph, he came very late and won by a neck.. :duke C A M E L O T WILL WIN THE DERBY AT Epsom in June :duke :glasse...

:glasses :glasses :glasses :glasses :glasses :glasses THIS WEEKEND IS THE 1,000 AND 2,000 GUINEAS RACES FOR THE 3YR OLD HORSES LEADING TOWARDS THE DERBY AND OAKS AT EPSOM :glasses :glasses SATURDAY AT NEWMARKET IN THE 2,000 SEES AN IRISH COLT NAMED :duke C A M E L O T :duke IT WILL WIN FOR SURE :gla...

I JUST CHATTED THIS NICE LOOKING WOMAN UP IN TOWN AND ARRANGED A DATE AND AS WERE DEPARTING SHE SAID ' I DON'T DO BLOW JOBS FOR 6 MONTHS'.

I LOOKED AT MY WATCH AND SAID ' OKAY, I'LL GIVE YOU A RING NEARER THE TIME'.

HOW DO YOU CONFUSE AN ARCHAEOLOGIST?

SHOW HIM A USED TAMPON AND SAY

'WHAT PERIOD IS THIS FROM?'




WHAT IS THE MAIN REASON FOR DIVORCE?

MARRIAGE