I SAID I FANCIED A GOOD RUN FROM IKORUDO ROAD.

WELL IT DIDN'T FANCY THE JUMPS ON THIS DAY AND THE JOCKEY PULLED HIM UP !

OH WELL

my daughter got sent home from school for swearing today.

i said 'what did you say?

she said 'the C word'

i looked at her very disappointed and said 'it's not clever is it?'

she said 'no,it was Cu nt'

TODAY IS THE SCOTTISH NATIONAL AT AYR.


I FANCY A GOOD RUN FROM A HORSE CALLED IKORODU ROAD



GOOD LUCK IF YOU HAVE A WAGER 'ers

:duke :duke :applause :celebrate WELL DONE nevis ---good effort in the National. What a great finish it was between 3 brave horses and hard working jockeys! I THOUGHT I HAD THE WINNER AT THE ELBOW WHEN SUNNYHILLBOY TOOK THE LEAD BUT AS YOU SAW,WAS CAUGHT BY THE NARROWIST OF MARGINS ON THE WINNING LI...

:glasses :glasses :glasses SEABASS Good luck nevis. :duke :duke :duke :duke :wink :wink :wink I think SEABASS will have a good run and if it gets the distance will have a fine each/way chance. It won a 2mile race early in its career so connections must think it can get this 4 1/2 mile trip. Just 30 ...

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I SAID ' I know, i started it'.