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Re: Great quotes to get you through the day of work

Postby steveizy » Sat Apr 02, 2011 1:42 pm

I'm not young enough to know everything. Oscar Wilde

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Re: Great quotes to get you through the day of work

Postby steveizy » Tue Apr 05, 2011 9:23 am

A fanatic is one who can't change his mind, and won't change the subject.

Winston Churchill

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Re: Great quotes to get you through the day of work

Postby steveizy » Wed Apr 27, 2011 8:10 pm

When I was 5 years old, my mother always told me that happiness was the key to life. When I went to school they asked me what I wanted to be when I grew up. I wrote down ‘happy.’ They told me I didn’t understand the assignment, and I told them they didn’t understand life.

John Lennon

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Re: Great quotes to get you through the day of work

Postby steveizy » Wed Apr 27, 2011 8:16 pm

Cleavage - The only thing one can look down on and approve of at the same time!

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Re: Great quotes to get you through the day of work

Postby Amethyst » Fri Sep 23, 2011 1:46 pm

The best way to cheer yourself is to try to cheer someone else up.

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Re: Great quotes to get you through the day of work

Postby smartarse » Sun Feb 24, 2013 4:03 pm

WORLD SURVEY BY PHONE
Last month a world-wide telephone survey was conducted by the UN. The only question asked was:
"Could you please give your honest opinion about solutions to the food shortage in the rest of the world?"
The survey was a massive failure because of the following:
1. In Eastern Europe they didn't know what "honest" meant.
2. In Western Europe they didn't know what "shortage" meant.
3. In Africa they didn't know what "food" meant.
4. In China they didn't know what "opinion" meant.
5. In the Middle East they didn't know what "solution" meant.
6. In South America they didn't know what "please" meant.
SmA :neernerneener
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