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Re: Great quotes to get you through the day of work

Postby Amethyst » Fri Sep 23, 2011 1:46 pm

The best way to cheer yourself is to try to cheer someone else up.

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Re: Great quotes to get you through the day of work

Postby smartarse » Sun Feb 24, 2013 4:03 pm

WORLD SURVEY BY PHONE
Last month a world-wide telephone survey was conducted by the UN. The only question asked was:
"Could you please give your honest opinion about solutions to the food shortage in the rest of the world?"
The survey was a massive failure because of the following:
1. In Eastern Europe they didn't know what "honest" meant.
2. In Western Europe they didn't know what "shortage" meant.
3. In Africa they didn't know what "food" meant.
4. In China they didn't know what "opinion" meant.
5. In the Middle East they didn't know what "solution" meant.
6. In South America they didn't know what "please" meant.
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