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Re: Disposable Lighters :)~

PostPosted: Wed Jan 09, 2013 7:27 pm
by smartarse
Bees have 5 eyes. There are 3 small eyes on the top of its head and 2 larger eyes on the front of its head :clap

Re: Disposable Lighters :)~

PostPosted: Mon Jan 14, 2013 11:58 pm
by smartarse
Did you know that giraffes not only have long necks they have incredibly long tongues to :yes A giraffes tongue is so long it can use it to clean its own ears.
anybody got a picture of a giraffe with its tongue in its ear ? :-D

Re: Disposable Lighters :)~

PostPosted: Sun Jan 27, 2013 12:35 pm
by smartarse
Eskimos use use refrigerators to keep food from freezing :glasses

Re: Disposable Lighters :)~

PostPosted: Sun Jan 27, 2013 12:40 pm
by smartarse
In some countries, urine is still used as a detergent for washing. One of urine main components is ammonia which is used in cleaning products. :pimp

Re: Disposable Lighters :)~

PostPosted: Sun Jan 27, 2013 12:42 pm
by smartarse
In the early 18th century Portugal, the church owned two thirds of all land :earth

Re: Disposable Lighters :)~

PostPosted: Sun Jan 27, 2013 12:51 pm
by smartarse
IN 1957, Frank Sinatra was quoted as describing rock-and-roll as ;phoney and false' and 'written and played for the most part cretinous goons'
But when Elvis Presley left the army some years later. Sinatra paid him $125,000 to appear for six minutes on a TV special.
That's Rock n Roll :group

Eating Cheese

PostPosted: Mon Feb 18, 2013 4:45 pm
by smartarse
:indif
It is often said that eating cheese before bedtime will cause nightmares.
In 2006 the British Cheese Board - A nice play on words. :-D
:director The British Cheese Board is the voice of British cheese http://www.britishcheese.com/
The BCB made efforts to wrong this belief by giving 200 volunteers different cheeses to eat before retiring to bed.
The report went on to state that that the volunteers experienced weird and colourful dreams but none had nightmares.
So cheese before bedtime will not give you nightmares :moon
Staying on the the subject of dairy and sleep !
Milk contains an amino acid called tryptophan which in small quantities improves sleep.
Which in turn reinforces the the belief that a nice mug of warm milk before bedtime will aid a good nights kip.
sweet Dreams
SmA
:glasses