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There's a world of difference between truth and facts, facts can obscure the truth.(Maya Angelou)
It's no wonder that truth is stranger than fiction. Fiction has to make sense. (Mark Twain)
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USELESS FACTS and TRUE FACTS

Postby bobbyboy » Sat Oct 08, 2011 6:56 pm

:roll: :roll: The State with the longest coastline in the US is Alaska :roll: :roll:
:roll: :roll: Pulp Fiction cost $8 million to make--$5 million going to actor's salaries :roll: :roll:
:roll: :roll: Spot,Data's cat on Star Trek:The Next Generation,was played by six different cats :roll: :roll:
:roll: :roll: The longest U.S Highway is route 6 starting in Cape Cod,Massachusetts going through 14 states and ending in Bishop,California :roll: :roll:
:roll: :roll: 'Underground' is the only word in the English language that begins and ends with the letters 'Und'. :roll: :roll:
:roll: :roll: A full 7% of the entire Irish barley crop goes to the production of Guinness Beer. :roll: :roll:
:roll: :roll: The Housefly hums in the middle octave ,Key of F. :roll: :roll:


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Re: USELESS FACTS and TRUE FACTS

Postby bobbyboy » Sat Oct 08, 2011 9:51 pm

:no :thumbsdown SIGNS YOUR FLAT BROKE :thumbsdown :no

1 American Express calls and says 'leave home without it'.
2 You rob Peter------and then rob Paul
3 You finally clean your house ,hoping to find change.
4 You think of a lottery ticket as an investment.
5 You give blood everyday ,just for the cup of tea.
6 At communion you go back for seconds.
7 You have to save to be poor.
8 You wash your toilet paper.
9 you are sterilizing your urine for reconsumption.
10Your imaginary friend has more money than you.
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Re: USELESS FACTS and TRUE FACTS

Postby bobbyboy » Sun Oct 09, 2011 10:03 pm

:indifferent HISTORICAL TRUTHS :indifferent

:read Most people got married in june because they took their Yearly Bath in May and still smelled pretty good by June.However they were starting to smell,so Brides carried a bouquet of flowers to hide the body odour.Hence the custom today of carrying a bouquet when getting married.Baths consisted of a big tub filled with hot water.The man of the house had the privilege of the nice clean water.Then all the other sons and men,then the women and finally the children.Last of all the babies.By then the water was so dirty you could actually lose someone in it.Hence the saying.DON't THROW THE BABY OUT WITH THE BATH WATER. :read

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Re: USELESS FACTS and TRUE FACTS

Postby Nevis » Mon Oct 10, 2011 9:33 am

:-D :lol: :applause
Very funny, keep 'em coming.... :scarf
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