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Life can be like that with Sarah Reeve

Postby Sarah » Thu May 27, 2021 2:13 pm

I was at my friends for lunch and when we'd finished she asked me if I could clear the table. I had to take a long run up but just about managed it.... :party
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Life can be like that with Sarah Reeve

Postby Sarah » Thu May 27, 2021 3:22 pm

My boyfriend said to me 'It's far too hot to wear clothes today, what do you think the neighbours would say if I mowed the lawn naked.'
I said 'That I married you for your money'....
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Life can be like that with Sarah Reeve

Postby Sarah » Fri May 28, 2021 4:10 pm

I was so ugly as a baby my mum fed me with a catapult. :director open your mouth :hissyfit
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Postby Sarah » Tue Jun 01, 2021 1:55 pm

Judy Dench says she enjoys swimming naked at 86.
But her neighbours are upset as she lives at number 88....
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Life can be like that with Sarah Reeve

Postby Sarah » Wed Jun 02, 2021 11:08 am

This bloke asked me if I’d any idea where he could get a new wig from.
I said, not off the top of my head... [laugh.gif]
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Postby Sarah » Thu Jun 03, 2021 3:01 pm

A truck load of Father Ted DVDs has been stolen....Police advise they've as yet nothing to go on, go on, go on.... :shock: :wub
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Postby Sarah » Fri Jun 04, 2021 9:07 am

There's been a collision on the M23 between a Cadbury's lorry and a Lego van - avoid the area as it's choc a block.... :joker
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