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Posted: **Tue Jul 27, 2021 10:38 am**

A father to be was stuck in traffic when his wife went into labour. He called the hospital to ask how she was doing, but misdialled and called the cricket ground instead.
"How's it going" he asked and almost crashed his car at the reply..
"So far it's fine, 3 are out, we hope to get another 7 out by lunchtime, and the last one was a duck"....

Posted: **Fri Jul 30, 2021 8:42 am**

I decided to have lunch al fresco today but it started raining - it took me nearly an hour to finish my soup.... [laugh.gif]

Posted: **Tue Aug 03, 2021 12:50 pm**

I've just been in the pet shop and asked the assistant if he had pigs ears?
"No" he replied, "my mask is a bit too tight" .... :indifferent

Posted: **Fri Aug 06, 2021 2:44 pm**

Media reports stated that Jhon Travolta had tested positive for covid 19. A recent update said, no cause for concern as Travolta, had a Satuday Night Fever [partyanimal.gif]