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Postby Bobby Hundreds » Sun Oct 30, 2011 4:56 pm

I scared the postman today by going to the door completely naked.
I'm not sure what scared him more, my naked body or the fact that I knew where he lived.
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laughter is the best medicine BOBBYBOY

Postby bobbyboy » Sun Oct 30, 2011 8:25 pm

:no :no :no I CAN'T STAND PEOPLE WHO THINK THEY ARE BADLY OFF..MY MATE IS BRILLIANT :no :no :no
:no :no :no HE HAD A CRASH WHERE HE HAD LOST HIS VOICE AND BOTH OF HIS LEGS :no :no :no
:no :no :no DOES HE MAKE A SONG AND DANCE ABOUT IT?......NO........................ :no :no :no

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Real Pro!

Postby bobbyboy » Tue Nov 01, 2011 10:40 pm

:no :no A prostitute said to Paddy 'would you like to sleep with me for £25?. Paddy replied 'well i'm not that tired but i could do with the money'. :no :no

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Man meets...

Postby bobbyboy » Wed Nov 02, 2011 1:24 pm

:o :o Man meets woman in a bar and buys her a drink.He keeps looking at his watch and she asks him why.He says 'It's a new dating watch.It's telling :o :o
:o :o me about you'. 'What does it say?' she asks.'It says you have no knickers on'.She says 'It's wrong'.He replies 'I know,it's an hour fast'. :o :o
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LOL :-))

Postby bobbyboy » Fri Nov 04, 2011 10:12 pm

:joker :joker Bloke at the races whispers to Paddy 'do you want the winner of the next race?'. Paddy says 'no thanks,i've only got a small garden'. :joker :joker

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TITANIC.

Postby bobbyboy » Sat Nov 05, 2011 12:28 pm

:celebrate :cheers :celebrate :cheers :celebrate :cheers :celebrate :cheers :celebrate :cheers :celebrate :cheers :celebrate :cheers :celebrate :cheers

NEW DRINKING WARNING JUST RELEASED:Vodka and ice will ruin your kidneys---Rum and ice will ruin your liver---Whiskey and ice
will ruin your heart---Gin and ice will ruin your brain...There you have it...ICE is lethal.
Warn all your friends.Lay off the ice.Just drink it straight.Forward this immediately.You
could save a LIFE !!!.Don't forget what it did to the bloody TITANIC.

:celebrate :cheers :celebrate :cheers :celebrate :cheers :celebrate :cheers :celebrate :cheers :celebrate :cheers :celebrate :cheers :celebrate :cheers

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A GIRAFFE

Postby bobbyboy » Mon Nov 07, 2011 10:05 pm

:mexican ONE OF THE SEVEN DWARFS HAS BEEN ARRESTED FOR F _ _ _ _ _ _ A GIRAFFE. APPARENTLY THE OTHER SIX PUT HIM UP TO IT :mexican

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