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laughter is the best medicine BOBBYBOY

Postby bobbyboy » Wed Jan 18, 2012 5:28 pm

:glasses :fishing :fishing

I SAW A MAN AT THE BEACH YELLING 'HELP, SHARK,HELP'.
I JUST LAUGHED.I JUST KNEW THAT SHARK WASN'T GOING TO HELP HIM.

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Re: Monty Python

Postby deanyido » Wed Jan 18, 2012 5:46 pm

:rotfl :rotfl :applause A man walks into a bar sits down and orders a beer. he notices a big glass jar on the bar full of 50
doller bills, and it has a sign on it "win the money". the guy asks the bar tender what he has to do
to win the money., bar tender says "i got a horse in the back, if you can make him laugh you can
keep the jar. the guy say all right. he goes in the back. after about 5 minutes the horse comes out
laughing his head off. guy takes the jar and leaves.
guy comes back a week latter and sees a jar full of 100 doller bills and says what do i have to do
this time? bar tender says, now you have to make my horse cry. guy gose in the back, about 5
minutes later the horse comes out crying, guy grabes the jar and starts walking out the door.
bar tender stops him and says, how did you make the horse laugh and cry? the guy says, well last
week i told him i had a bigger d**k than he does, and this week i showed him!! :neernerneener :rotfl :rotfl

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Re: Monty Python

Postby deanyido » Wed Jan 18, 2012 7:26 pm

:rotfl :rotfl :neernerneener there was a man and a woman sitting at a bar.the man was slowly sipping his beer with a
smile on his face. the woman notice how he was smiling odly for nothing. and so she
asked him "hey, why are you smiling?"
the man replied "well because of this beer, its magic beer!"
so the women obviusly says "year right!"
the man says "no really,i'll prove it!"he takes a sip of his beer and then,
the man gets up walks over to a window and jumps out then fly's back threw the window.
the woman says "WOW! do that again!" so once again the man sips the beer, gets up, walks
over to a window and jumps out. then fly's around the building and then fly's back threw the
window. then the woman says "Wow! can i have a sip!" the man replies "sure! go ahead!"
she takes a sip jumps out the window and falls 3 floors down onto a solid concrete side walk.
the bartender walks over to the man and says "superman, you're an ar*ehole when your drunk. :rotfl :neernerneener :applause

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laughter is the best medicine BOBBYBOY

Postby bobbyboy » Thu Jan 19, 2012 3:06 pm

:pimp :pimp

A SON ASKS HIS DAD THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN 'THEORETICALLY' AND ' REALISTICALLY'.
DAD SAYS 'THAT'S HARD BUT I HAVE AN IDEA.ASK MUM IF SHE WOULD SLEEP WITH THE MILKMAN FOR A MILLION QUID'. MUM SAYS 'YES'.
DAD SAYS 'NOW ASK YOUR SISTER IF SHE'LL SLEEP WITH THE NEWSPAPER MAN FOR TWO MILLION QUID'. SISTER SAYS 'YES'.
'WELL,THERE YOU GO SON,THAT'S YOUR ANSWER. THEORETICALLY,WE'RE SITTING ON 3 MILLION QUID, BUT REALISTICALLY WE'RE NOT'.

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Re: Monty Python

Postby bobbyboy » Fri Jan 20, 2012 4:54 pm

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VIAGRA---NOW AVAILABLE IN POWDER FORM TO PUT IN YOUR TEA.
DOES NOTHING FOR ERECTIONS, BUT IT STOPS YOUR BISCUITS GOING SOFT.




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Re: Monty Python

Postby deanyido » Fri Jan 20, 2012 7:47 pm

:rotfl :rotfl :applause paddy and murphy are on the cruise ship costa concordia.
paddy says"it's awfully quiet on deck tonight."murphy says,
"everyone will be watching the band."paddy says,"there isn't a band playing tonight."
murphy says"i definitely heard someone say"a band on ship!"". :applause :notworthy
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Re: Monty Python

Postby deanyido » Fri Jan 20, 2012 8:20 pm

:devil-smile :devil-smile :firey bob dies and finds himself in hell.while hes wallowing in self pity,
he stumbles across a demon.
demon: why so glum?
bob: why'd you think? i'm in hell!
demon: aww,hells not so bad,actually,we have a lot of of fun!
bob: huh?
demon: do you drink?
bob: yes...
demon: well,all we do on mondays is drink,we drink ourselves silly-and you dont have to worry
about your liver, you're already dead!
bob: gee,that's awesome!
demon: you a smoker?
bob: yep.
demon: all we do on tuesday is smoke.you can puff a cigar as big as new york!and who cares if you
cancer,you're already dead!
bob: wow!
demon: i bet you're a gambling man.
bob: how'd you guess?
demon: all we do on wednesdays,gamble gamble gamble.if you go bankrupt,whatever,you're dead!
bob: sweet!
demon: do drugs?
bob: yep,it's the reason i'm here.
demon: guess what we do on thursdays,then.
bob: haha,i never knew hell was such a cool place.i really am gonna love it here!
demon: you gay?
bob: noo....
demon: ohhh...you gonna hate fridays!! :firey :firey :applause :applause

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