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Re: Monty Python

Postby bobbyboy » Wed Jan 11, 2012 11:54 pm

:rotfl :rotfl :rotfl :rotfl :rotfl :rotfl :rotfl :rotfl :rotfl :rotfl :rotfl :rotfl :rotfl

TOMMY COOPER SAID ''''I WENT TO THE DOCTORS WITH A STRAWBERRY GROWING OUT OF MY HEAD. HE GAVE ME SOME CREAM TO PUT ON IT''

I SAID TO THE DOCTOR ' I CAN'T PRONOUNCE MY 'F's , T's , and H's ' he said 'well you can't say - fairer than that then '

i rang up my local building firm and said ' i want a skip outside my house' he said 'i'm not stopping you'.



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Postby bobbyboy » Fri Jan 13, 2012 5:21 pm

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I ASKED A PRETTY,YOUNG HOMELESS WOMAN IF I COULD TAKE HER HOME.SHE SAID YES WITH A BIG SMILE.THE LOOK ON HER FACE SOON CHANGED
WHEN I WALKED OFF WITH HER CARDBOARD BOX.



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Re: Monty Python

Postby deanyido » Fri Jan 13, 2012 8:40 pm

:football :football :clap were so skint that i had to get my wife to sell one of kidneys to help pay for christmas.
if things get any worse i might have to cancel sky sports!! :football :football :clap

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Re: Monty Python

Postby deanyido » Fri Jan 13, 2012 8:44 pm

:-D :-D my wife and son are leaving me today
because of my obsession with horse racing!
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and their off!!! :rotfl :applause

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Re: Monty Python

Postby deanyido » Sat Jan 14, 2012 8:25 pm

:rotfl :rotfl :clap 19 paddies go to the cinema,the ticket lady asks"why so many tickets?"
mick replies,"the film said 18 or over" :rotfl :rotfl :-D

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Re: Monty Python

Postby deanyido » Mon Jan 16, 2012 7:14 pm

:firey :rotfl :rotfl a chemist walked into his shop 2find a man leaning against the wall.
"what's wrong with him?"he asked his assistant,who replied "he came in for cough syrup but i conldn't
find any so i gave him an entire bottle of laxatives." "u idiot"said the chemist "u can't treat a cough
with laxatives" "of course u can"the assistant replied "look at him,he daren't cough now!! :wink :rotfl :rotfl

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Re: Monty Python

Postby deanyido » Mon Jan 16, 2012 7:21 pm

:football :football :football :reddevils man united stereo for sale.
mint condition,
excellent sound quality,amazing bass,
only problem is the treble is fu**ed.! :reddevils :scarf :celebrate

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