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a chemist walked into his shop 2find a man leaning against the wall.
"what's wrong with him?"he asked his assistant,who replied "he came in for cough syrup but i conldn't
find any so i gave him an entire bottle of laxatives." "u idiot"said the chemist "u can't treat a cough
with laxatives" "of course u can"the assistant replied "look at him,he daren't cough now!!

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Mick walks into Paddy's barn and catches him dancing naked and playing with himself in front of a tractor..
Mick says, "Jesus Paddy, what ya doing?"
Paddy says, "Well me and Mary haven't been getting on in the bedroom lately
and the therapist recommended I do something sexy to attract ‘er.....

Have you heard the one about Paddy & Mick who find three hand grenades, so they take them to a police station.
Mick: "What if one explodes before we get there?" Paddy: "We'll lie and say we only found two."
and the one about
Paddy in the bathroom and Murphy shouts up to him. "Did you find the shampoo?"
Paddy says, "yes but it's for dry hair and I've just wet mine."

well done Gobbo-----like the jokes my fellow mzawfer

keep em coming.....

I SAW A MAN AT THE BEACH YELLING 'HELP, SHARK,HELP'.
I JUST LAUGHED.I JUST KNEW THAT SHARK WASN'T GOING TO HELP HIM.

A man walks into a bar sits down and orders a beer. he notices a big glass jar on the bar full of 50
doller bills, and it has a sign on it "win the money". the guy asks the bar tender what he has to do
to win the money., bar tender says "i got a horse in the back, if you can make him laugh you can
keep the jar. the guy say all right. he goes in the back. after about 5 minutes the horse comes out
laughing his head off. guy takes the jar and leaves.
guy comes back a week latter and sees a jar full of 100 doller bills and says what do i have to do
this time? bar tender says, now you have to make my horse cry. guy gose in the back, about 5
minutes later the horse comes out crying, guy grabes the jar and starts walking out the door.
bar tender stops him and says, how did you make the horse laugh and cry? the guy says, well last
week i told him i had a bigger d**k than he does, and this week i showed him!!