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Postby bobbyboy » Fri Aug 03, 2012 10:28 pm

:unionjack :unionjack :unionjack :unionjack :unionjack :unionjack :unionjack :unionjack :unionjack :unionjack :unionjack :unionjack

THE CHINESE GIRL SWIMMING IN THE FINALS TODAY IS EXPECTED TO SMASH THE WORLD RECORD BY TEN SECONDS...
Chee Ting Twat said she is very optimistic.

:unionjack :unionjack :unionjack :unionjack :unionjack :unionjack :unionjack :unionjack :unionjack :unionjack :unionjack :unionjack



:shock: :shock: :shock: HALFWAY THROUGH MY SHIFT AT BOOTS YESTERDAY,A BLOKE CAME IN TO PICK SOME PHOTOS OF HIS NAKED WIFE UP.
:shock: :shock: :shock: NATURALLY I HAD A LITTLE PEEK AT THEM AS I HANDED THEM OVER AND ASKED HIM IF HE WANTED THE NEGATIVES TO WHICH HE SAID 'YES' VERY SHEEPISHLY.
'WELL' I SAID ' YOU'RE WIFES GOT SAGGY BREASTS,A FAT BACK SIDE AND SHE SHOULD THINK OF GIVING HER FRONT GARDEN A BLOODY GOOD TRIM' :shock:
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Re: The Irish bank robbers

Postby mozza21 » Wed Aug 08, 2012 8:13 am

I was visiting my son last night when I asked if I could borrow a newspaper.

'This is the 21st century,' he said. 'We don't waste money on newspapers.
Here, you can borrow my iPod.'


I can tell you, that fly never knew what hit it........... :rotfl

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Re: The Irish bank robbers

Postby xxx » Thu Aug 16, 2012 8:12 pm

Whats that blokes name in star trek
the one with 3 ears a left ear a right
one and the final front ear.
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