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laughter is the best medicine BOBBYBOY

Postby bobbyboy » Mon Apr 30, 2012 1:50 pm

:glasses :glasses :glasses

I JUST CHATTED THIS NICE LOOKING WOMAN UP IN TOWN AND ARRANGED A DATE AND AS WERE DEPARTING SHE SAID ' I DON'T DO BLOW JOBS FOR 6 MONTHS'.

I LOOKED AT MY WATCH AND SAID ' OKAY, I'LL GIVE YOU A RING NEARER THE TIME'.

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Postby goodtimesdisco » Fri May 18, 2012 1:49 pm

:football :football :football Michael Owen says he won't retire after being released by Manchester United.
He also said he's still undecided on which club he'll be injured for next season :rotfl

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Re: The Irish bank robbers

Postby bobbyboy » Thu May 31, 2012 5:30 pm

laugh laugh :glasses

SEX THERAPISTS SAY THAT THE MOST EFFECTIVE WAY A WOMAN CAN AROUSE A MAN IS TO LICK HIS EARS........PERSONALLY,I THINK IT'S BOLLOCKS!


:glasses laugh laugh

WIFE COMES HOME FROM WORK TO FIND HUSBAND SITTING WATCHING THE FOOTBALL..
'I'VE DECIDED I'M LEAVING YOU,ALL YOU DO IS TALK ABOUT FOOTBALL,YOU THINK ABOUT NOTHING ELSE' she said.
'I'M ALSO SEEING SOMEONE ELSE,HE'S YOUNGER THAN YOU,HANDSOME,TENDER,UNDERSTANDING,TREATS ME LIKE A QUEEN,DOES ANYTHING I ASK,
HAS A 9 INCH COCK,MAKES LOVE TO ME EVERY DAY HARD AND DIRTY TILL I CAN'T TAKE ANYMORE'.
'REALLY? the husband replied 'WHAT TEAM DOES HE SUPPORT?'

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Postby bobbyboy » Sat Jun 16, 2012 10:07 pm

:redscarf :redscarf :redscarf :redscarf
:football :football :football :football



SPAIN in the European Championships versus Rep of Ireland made 800 passes in the match
The only way ENGLAND could do that is if they put Wayne Rooney on MASTERMIND!


:rotfl :rotfl :rotfl :rotfl :rotfl :rotfl :rotfl :rotfl :rotfl :rotfl :rotfl :rotfl :rotfl :rotfl

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Re: The Irish bank robbers

Postby dub » Tue Jul 31, 2012 4:12 pm

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Postby bobbyboy » Fri Aug 03, 2012 10:28 pm

:unionjack :unionjack :unionjack :unionjack :unionjack :unionjack :unionjack :unionjack :unionjack :unionjack :unionjack :unionjack

THE CHINESE GIRL SWIMMING IN THE FINALS TODAY IS EXPECTED TO SMASH THE WORLD RECORD BY TEN SECONDS...
Chee Ting Twat said she is very optimistic.

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:shock: :shock: :shock: HALFWAY THROUGH MY SHIFT AT BOOTS YESTERDAY,A BLOKE CAME IN TO PICK SOME PHOTOS OF HIS NAKED WIFE UP.
:shock: :shock: :shock: NATURALLY I HAD A LITTLE PEEK AT THEM AS I HANDED THEM OVER AND ASKED HIM IF HE WANTED THE NEGATIVES TO WHICH HE SAID 'YES' VERY SHEEPISHLY.
'WELL' I SAID ' YOU'RE WIFES GOT SAGGY BREASTS,A FAT BACK SIDE AND SHE SHOULD THINK OF GIVING HER FRONT GARDEN A BLOODY GOOD TRIM' :shock:
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Re: The Irish bank robbers

Postby mozza21 » Wed Aug 08, 2012 8:13 am

I was visiting my son last night when I asked if I could borrow a newspaper.

'This is the 21st century,' he said. 'We don't waste money on newspapers.
Here, you can borrow my iPod.'


I can tell you, that fly never knew what hit it........... :rotfl

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Re: The Irish bank robbers

Postby xxx » Thu Aug 16, 2012 8:12 pm

Whats that blokes name in star trek
the one with 3 ears a left ear a right
one and the final front ear.
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