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The Irish bank robbers

Postby steveizy » Fri Feb 24, 2012 7:06 pm

This would have made a great joke laugh

http://www.independent.ie/national-news ... 26967.html

But it's true - To be sure :thunbsup

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Re: The Irish bank robbers

Postby Djody Pieter » Mon Feb 27, 2012 9:04 pm

:joker
www.youtube.com Video from : www.youtube.com

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laughter is the best medicine BOBBYBOY

Postby bobbyboy » Tue Feb 28, 2012 12:22 pm

:indif :indif

SENSE OF FRESHNESS--A LITTLE WHILE AGO A NEW SUPERMARKET OPENED IN LANGFORD,CANADA.

It has an automatic water mister to keep the produce fresh.
Just before it goes on,you hear the sound of distant thunder and the smell of fresh rain.

When you pass the milk cases, you can hear cows mooing and you experience the scent of fresh mown hay.

In the meat department there is the aroma of charcoal-grilled steaks with onions.

When you approach the egg case,you hear hens cluck and cackle and the air is filled with the pleasing aroma of bacon and eggs frying.

The bread department features the tantalizing smell of fresh-baked bread and cookies.

I DON'T BUY TOILET PAPER THERE ANYMORE !! :indif

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Postby bobbyboy » Thu Mar 01, 2012 11:05 am

laugh laugh
MARY HAD A LITTLE PIG
SHE KEPT IT FED AND PLASTERED
AND WHEN THE PRICE OF PORK WENT UP
SHE SHOT THE LITTLE BASTARD
laugh laugh

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Re: The Irish bank robbers

Postby bobbyboy » Thu Mar 01, 2012 9:16 pm

:devil
I'VE JUST LOST THE MONEY FOR MY WIFE'S EPILEPSY PRESCRIPTION IN THE BOOKIES.

SHE'LL HAVE A BLOODY FIT WHEN SHE FINDS OUT
:no

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Postby bobbyboy » Sat Mar 03, 2012 11:12 pm

:glasses :glasses :glasses :glasses :glasses :glasses :glasses

A BLIND MAN WENT TO VISIT A PROSTITUTE.
ON FEELING HER PIMPLY FACE,HE RECOILED IN HORROR.
FEELING HURT SHE SAID TO HIM 'IT'S ONLY A BIT OF ACNE '.
'THANK FUCK FOR THAT ' HE REPLIED
'I THOUGHT IT WAS THE PRICE LIST'.

:glasses :glasses :glasses :glasses :glasses :glasses :glasses

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Sweet

Postby Gobbo » Wed Mar 07, 2012 12:03 am

:rotfl
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Postby bobbyboy » Fri Mar 09, 2012 4:10 pm

:-D :-D :-D

REMEMBER NOT TO DRINK AND DRIVE.
IF YOU DO, YOU MIGHT SPILL IT.

:o :o :o

:joker
WHEN I WAS 2 YEARS OLD I MEMORISED THE ENTIRE ENCYCLOPAEDIA BRITANNICA,BUT NO ONE BELIEVED ME BECAUSE I COULDN'T TALK.
:joker
MY DOG MUST BE A BLOODHOUND.EVERY TIME IT BITES ME,I BLEED.
:joker
I GOT THE DOG FOR MY WIFE.I WISH I COULD MAKE A SWAP LIKE THAT EVERY DAY.
:joker
MY FIRST DAY AT SCHOOL,I WAS SO EXCITED I CUT MYSELF SHAVING.
:joker
WHEN I WAS 4 YEARS OLD MY FATHER CAUGHT ME SMOKING. I'LL NEVER FORGET HOW HE YELLED AT THE KID WHO SET ME ON FIRE.
:glasses
BEFORE I GO,I WOULD LIKE TO BE SERIOUS FOR A MOMENT -- THAT'S ENOUGH

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Postby bobbyboy » Thu Mar 15, 2012 5:32 pm

:party
POLICE RAIDED KERMITS LILY PAD LAST NIGHT AND FOUND HUNDREDS OF NAKED PICTURES OF MISS PIGGY.
THEY SAID IT WAS THE WORST CASE OF FROGS PORN THEY HAD EVER SEEN.!

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Postby bobbyboy » Thu Mar 22, 2012 12:47 pm

:confused :confused :confused :confused

I NEARLY HAD A THREESOME LAST NIGHT
BUT THE OTHER TWO DIDN'T TURN UP

:scratch :scratch :scratch :scratch

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Re: The Irish bank robbers

Postby bobbyboy » Mon Mar 26, 2012 3:48 pm

:clap :clap :applause :applause :rotfl :rotfl

A SMALL CHINESE GIRL APPROACHED ME IN AN ALLEY. SHE SAID 'sucky,sucky,fucky,fucky,five dorrar'.
I SAID 'you're way too young'SHE SAID 'how you know my name?'

laugh laugh laugh laugh laugh laugh laugh laugh laugh laugh

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Postby bobbyboy » Sun Apr 01, 2012 2:52 pm

:confused :confused :confused :confused

PADDY WANTED TO SELL HIS CAR SO HIS MATE TOLD HIM TO WIND THE MILEAGE BACK AND HE WOULD GET A BETTER PRICE FOR IT.
WHEN HE SAW HIM A FEW DAYS LATER,HE ASKED HOW MUCH HE GOT FOR IT.
PADDY SAID 'When i finished winding it back it only had 7000 miles on it so i decided to keep it'.

:rotfl :rotfl :rotfl :rotfl :rotfl :rotfl :rotfl :rotfl :rotfl

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Re: The Irish bank robbers

Postby bobbyboy » Fri Apr 06, 2012 10:34 am

:devil
MY MATE JUST PHONED ME AND SAID ' Bob, there's a rumour going about that you've got a 10 inch dick'.

I SAID ' I know, i started it'.

:-D :-D :-D :-D :-D :-D

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Postby bobbyboy » Sat Apr 21, 2012 12:22 pm

:glasses :glasses :glasses

my daughter got sent home from school for swearing today.

i said 'what did you say?

she said 'the C word'

i looked at her very disappointed and said 'it's not clever is it?'

she said 'no,it was Cu :devil-smile :confused :thumbsdown :no nt' :shock:

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Re: The Irish bank robbers

Postby bobbyboy » Mon Apr 23, 2012 2:19 pm

:glasses :rotfl

HOW DO YOU CONFUSE AN ARCHAEOLOGIST?

SHOW HIM A USED TAMPON AND SAY

'WHAT PERIOD IS THIS FROM?'

:glasses :rotfl


:yes WHAT IS THE MAIN REASON FOR DIVORCE?

MARRIAGE

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