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THE CHINESE GIRL SWIMMING IN THE FINALS TODAY IS EXPECTED TO SMASH THE WORLD RECORD BY TEN SECONDS...
Chee Ting Twat said she is very optimistic.





HALFWAY THROUGH MY SHIFT AT BOOTS YESTERDAY,A BLOKE CAME IN TO PICK SOME PHOTOS OF HIS NAKED WIFE UP.
NATURALLY I HAD A LITTLE PEEK AT THEM AS I HANDED THEM OVER AND ASKED HIM IF HE WANTED THE NEGATIVES TO WHICH HE SAID 'YES' VERY SHEEPISHLY.
'WELL' I SAID ' YOU'RE WIFES GOT SAGGY BREASTS,A FAT BACK SIDE AND SHE SHOULD THINK OF GIVING HER FRONT GARDEN A BLOODY GOOD TRIM'

I was visiting my son last night when I asked if I could borrow a newspaper.

'This is the 21st century,' he said. 'We don't waste money on newspapers.
Here, you can borrow my iPod.'


I can tell you, that fly never knew what hit it...........

Whats that blokes name in star trek
the one with 3 ears a left ear a right
one and the final front ear.