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laughter is the best medicine BOBBYBOY

Postby bobbyboy » Fri Dec 30, 2011 1:11 pm

:duke :duke :duke I HAD A DREAM LAST NIGHT THAT I SWALLOWED A 10 POUND MARSH MALLOW. WOKE UP THIS MORNING AND MY PILLOW WAS GONE.


:xmas :xmas :xmas I TOLD THE DOCTOR THAT EVERYONE KEPT IGNORING ME AND HE JUST SAID ''NEXT PLEASE''.


:indif :indif :indif I WALKED INTO A BAR THE OTHER DAY...''OUCH'' IT WAS IRON ONE!.

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Re: Monty Python

Postby deanyido » Fri Jan 06, 2012 9:26 pm

:applause :applause :clap :clap
so here goes my atempt at a couple jokes, but im not as good as my master, sir robert stovell. :applause :applause
:neernerneener dont know why they say carsberg is the best lager in the world, i found a can on the wall outside my house 2day and it tastes like piss! :o :clap :applause

:thunbsup :neernerneener ive just recived a letter saying that my friend has died and left me a very expensive watch... i hope its not a wind up!! :-D :-D

:-D :-D for new year i took my wife to the maldives,we were on the beach and she asked me,"what do you think of my flip flops?"i said,"i think you should keep your bra on" :rotfl :rotfl :applause .
nite nite..yido out. hope u all have great weekend.

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Re: Monty Python

Postby bobbyboy » Fri Jan 06, 2012 11:20 pm

:duke :duke :duke WELCOME TO THE JOKE PAGE deanyido. :duke :duke :duke :duke




GREAT TO SEE OTHER mzawf'ers COMING TO THE PAGE OF LAUGHTER...Every joke is welcome so keep em coming...


:rotfl :rotfl :rotfl :rotfl :rotfl :rotfl :applause :applause :applause :applause :applause :rotfl :rotfl :rotfl :rotfl :rotfl :rotfl

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Re: Monty Python

Postby bobbyboy » Wed Jan 11, 2012 11:54 pm

:rotfl :rotfl :rotfl :rotfl :rotfl :rotfl :rotfl :rotfl :rotfl :rotfl :rotfl :rotfl :rotfl

TOMMY COOPER SAID ''''I WENT TO THE DOCTORS WITH A STRAWBERRY GROWING OUT OF MY HEAD. HE GAVE ME SOME CREAM TO PUT ON IT''

I SAID TO THE DOCTOR ' I CAN'T PRONOUNCE MY 'F's , T's , and H's ' he said 'well you can't say - fairer than that then '

i rang up my local building firm and said ' i want a skip outside my house' he said 'i'm not stopping you'.



:joker :joker :joker :joker :joker :joker :joker :joker :joker :joker :joker

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re.laughter is the best medicine

Postby bobbyboy » Fri Jan 13, 2012 5:21 pm

:glasses :glasses :glasses :glasses :glasses :glasses :rotfl :rotfl :rotfl :rotfl :rotfl :glasses :glasses :glasses :glasses :glasses




I ASKED A PRETTY,YOUNG HOMELESS WOMAN IF I COULD TAKE HER HOME.SHE SAID YES WITH A BIG SMILE.THE LOOK ON HER FACE SOON CHANGED
WHEN I WALKED OFF WITH HER CARDBOARD BOX.



:rotfl :rotfl :rotfl :rotfl :rotfl :rotfl :rotfl :rotfl :rotfl :rotfl :rotfl :rotfl

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Re: Monty Python

Postby deanyido » Fri Jan 13, 2012 8:40 pm

:football :football :clap were so skint that i had to get my wife to sell one of kidneys to help pay for christmas.
if things get any worse i might have to cancel sky sports!! :football :football :clap

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Re: Monty Python

Postby deanyido » Fri Jan 13, 2012 8:44 pm

:-D :-D my wife and son are leaving me today
because of my obsession with horse racing!
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and their off!!! :rotfl :applause

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